Suggested Taglines for Seattle Vegfest 2016 and the 2015 Winners

Based on my experience at Seattle Vegfest 2015, I would like to suggest the below taglines for Vegfest 2016 – royalty-free!  Don’t spend all your liberated marketing dollars in one place.

“In case you are wondering whether to eat before you go, you shouldn’t.”

“We mean it. You are going to be so full.”

“You’re going to need both hands free and it is really hot in here.  Don’t bring a jacket.”

“DO bring your own water.  You will be so, so desperate for water.”

“Now is the time to taste all the things you are curious about but would never pay for.”

“Where Veg is meant to imply the absence of meat – not the presence of vegetables.”

“Whoa! That’s what kombucha tastes like!? That’s actually pretty good…”

Seriously though (not that I wasn’t serious about those taglines because I totally was), Seattle Vegfest was aaaawesome this year.  Who knew?!  Who!  No really did anyone out there know it was going to be awesome before getting there?  I set my expectations low.  Admission was $8.  How good could it be really?  Freaking fantastic.  That’s how good.  So if you’re the type to plan way ahead, you’re all set for next year.  Go early.  Go hungry.  Go prepared.  And have a meatless blast.

And now for the winners:

BEST BEVERAGE – RUNA CLEAN ENERGY

RUNA

BEST FAKE MEAT PRODUCT – GARDEIN FISHLESS FILETS

Fishless

MOST DESERVING OF YOUR MONEY – CHIMPANZEE SANCTUARY NORTHWEST

Chimps

MOST ENTHUSIASTIC – FIELD ROAST

Field Roast

TALLEST

Space Needle

Congratulations to all the Seattle Vegfest 2015 winners!

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